Wednesday, November 23, 2005
After reading these jokes I think you will understand my class photo. (Or maybe it was the goatee)
If you use these jokes you will most likely have a table to yourself or at least get '"the look" from your wife.
With that said use with caution.
Why can't you take a turkey to church? Because they use such FOWL language.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.